• Rod Kackley

Dildo Desperado Rams Cop Cars!


Christopher Loeb is one of those guys who just can't get out of his own way.

The 32-year-old rammed his car into a Suffolk County, NY police car not once, but twice, during a March 23 high-speed chase.

So why is Christopher the Dildo Desperado? Simple. This guy does have a history in Suffolk County.

A little over six years ago, Christopher ripped off a duffel bag, took it from inside an SUV. He was sick. Need heroin and needed money to shoot that evil juice into his veins. So Christopher grabbed what he could.

Unfortunately for Christopher, the duffel bag belonged to James Burke, who at the time was the police chief of Suffolk County. And Christopher broke into a police-issued SUV to get the chief's duffel bag of goodies.

This didn't end well for him. Christopher was busted, then busted up by Chief Burke.

It didn't end well for Burke either. You see, the bag was stuff with porn --DVDs -- and a nice, big dildo.

Burke popped his cork when Christopher was dragged into the county cop shop; beat the crap out of the guy, screaming that he was a pervert, demanding that his fellow officers hide the porn and the fake penis.

The chief tried to cover it up, but he went down. Burke wound up being sentenced to 46 months in jail for assault and obstruction of justice.

Yeah, Christopher's no angel. He got busted at the end of that high-speed chase that started when he got high and drove a 2018 Jeep Cherokee into a sign on a lawn.

Or at least that's what Suffolk County police say.

The next day, Christopher disputed the official version in court. Or as he put it at the top of his lungs, "That's all lies!"

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