Hey, Sarge! Somebody's Sticking Googly Eyes in the Fish Again!
Here's a different kind of a crime story. This is from my friends at PJ Media. Somebody put "googly eyes" in the fish at a grocery store in Kuwait to make the fish look fresher.
When you are shopping for fish, there are important ways to check its freshness. Of course there is the smell test. (Hint: it shouldn't smell fishy!) And if you're buying a whole fish, its eyes will tell you everything you need to know. They should be bright and bulging -- not cloudy or murky in any way.
In an attempt to pull one over on unsuspecting fish consumers, a store in Kuwait has done something that you would only ever expect to find in an Onion article. It was recently closed down after sticking googly eyes on its fish.
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